Festival season is officially upon us. While that means great music, good food and some fantastic people watching, it also means $13 beers and overpriced bottles of wine. If you’d, er, prefer to bring your own booze to the festivals this year, these are just the products that can help.
If you’re going to a summer festival, chances are you’ll be out in the sun most of the day. This means having sunscreen in your bag is a totally reasonable thing for festival security to see and you’ll have your booze inside in no time. You should have a friend bring some actual sunscreen, though—sunburns are no fun!
Instead of carrying around a flask all day hidden somewhere on your person, opt for this flask bracelet and wear it proudly. It comes in different colors and with a funnel. Stack these for a bangle look—just beware of the extra weight on your wrist.
It’s definitely not suspicious to bring your phone into a festival. This cellphone flask looks just like an iPhone but actually holds four ounces of booze.
This one works better if there’s actually a chance of rain, but it’s also your best bet if you’re trying to sneak in the most alcohol you can. This one holds up to 13 ounces and looks like your typical drugstore umbrella.
This is one your average security guard is definitely not going to question. The “tampon” tubes actually hold one ounce of booze each and use sealable sleeves to look like the real thing.