Adam McDowell’s book Drinks: A User’s Guide offers ways to enjoy a cocktail under less-than-ideal circumstances, calling such a drink an ad-hoctail, including this Off-White Russian No. 1, a boozy version of a childhood favorite.
- 1 ounce vodka
- 1 8-ounce chocolate milk carton
- Garnish: straw
Pour the vodka into the chocolate milk carton, close the spout, and shake.
Drink through a straw, if available.