Ah, Trader Joe’s, how we love you. A favorite among the budget-conscious and healthy eaters among us, TJ’s is where you can grab quality produce, earth-friendly skin care products and toiletries without killing your bank account. But did you know you can stock up your liquor cabinet, too? And no, we’re just talking about Two-Buck Chuck. We mean the hard stuff, folks.
Most of you already know Trader Joe’s sells some good liquor brands (including Bulleit, Milagro and Hendrick’s), but some may not know there are also Trader Joe’s branded spirits. TJ’s has managed to have its own versions of everything from scotch to tequila, but there’s still one question: Are they any good? Even for their extremely low price?
Let’s be blunt: This is not a favorite at all. On the nose, the first, and only, smell is rubbing alcohol. Upon first sip, we tasted nothing—no significant flavors, no complexity, no balance. As for a cocktail, Chasse put it plainly: “Don’t bother.”
Verdict: Just no