The Hilarious Election Cocktails You’ve Been Waiting For
Posted on Oct 18, 2016
It’s election season, and the partisan tension is enough to drive voters to drink. Luckily, we have the perfect solution: a quartet of cocktails inspired by the major parties’ presidential candidates and vice-presidential running mates.
Whether you’re watching the debates or filling out your sample ballot—or even if you just want to numb the pain of campaign craziness—these boozy beverages are answering the call of duty.
And remember: Whether you’re voting for the Republican Party, the Democratic Party or a third party, make sure you cast your ballot for the Cocktail Party, too.
Tall and golden like a gilded casino tower, this choice is anything but subtle.