“Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”
Some of our favorite fictional witches of Salem are back again. The modern classic Halloween movie “Hocus Pocus” is returning to television and theaters throughout the season for its 25th anniversary debut. To honor this event, we’ve created a drinking game for you and your friends to play while watching.
Though the movie may be intended for kids, we can’t deny that we watch it every year. With a strew of innuendos, implications and flat-out hilariously grown-up remarks and scenes, it’s easy to understand why “Hocus Pocus” remains one of our favorite Halloween movies.
In tribute of the well-loved film, we bring you the “Hocus Pocus” Drinking Game…
Take one sip when . . .
Thackery Binx is sarcastic
Sarah says something flirty
The Sanderson Sisters deeply inhale
Modern technology scares a witch
Take two sips when . . .
Winifred calls for her boo…oo…ook!
Max and Danny’s parents ignore them
Someone says the word “virgin”
Finish your drink when . . .
The spellbook opens its eye
“I Put A Spell On You” begins
Thackery and Emily are reunited
At any point, feel free to pass from your turn. We’re all adults here. Nobody is going to harass you for drinking at a steady and healthy rate. But if you’re up for it, drink away! Happy Halloween!