How many of these did you consume before you wrote that rediculous statement? Next time do some research. If you are implying that it is creamy, as in cream soda, that is a stretch. If you are stating that it is creamy, you are high. As for your comment that it is not high in alcohol; although Kahlua is about half the proof of vodka, consuming a drink with the equivalent of 3 oz. of 80 proof spirits is the same as a 3oz. Vodka martini. So are you saying a Martini is a weak drink? Oh, and by the way, the Mind Eraser is consumed through a short straw in one go. Kind of like chugging it through a straw. That alone amplifies the absorption of the alcohol. The club soda ( carbonation ) finishes the job.